drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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