Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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