White coat. Heels.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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