do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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