hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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