Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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