sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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