He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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