$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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