She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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