Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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