Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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