Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Holy shit dude........stairs
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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