she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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