Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
this just has baby written all over it
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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