Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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