i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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