Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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