Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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