New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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