Umm I'm too high to move.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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