Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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