ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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