i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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