Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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