Me. At least after what I've been through.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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