Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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