Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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