yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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