Me. At least after what I've been through.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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