don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
