Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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