I seem to have left my pride at pride
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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