we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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