Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
