dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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