I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
