i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
