Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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