dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
