Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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