summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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