As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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