called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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