I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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