You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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