p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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