I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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