Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
found the other keg... it's in the tree
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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