Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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