I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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