she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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