How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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